Jacked McDieselton

Bro just ate three burgers and now he's flexing like he's the meat.

He showed up to the party wearing a shirt that said 'I'm not fat, I'm prepped.'

He cussed me out in the hallway because I didn't respect his biceps.

He flexed so hard his shirt popped off and he cussed me for watching.

He told me he could bench press my grandma and still have time to eat a sandwich.

He showed up to the gym wearing a shirt that said 'I'm not lazy, I'm strategic.'

He flexed so hard I thought he was gonna break his own arm.

He told me he could lift my car and still have time to cuss me out.

He showed up to the bar wearing a shirt that said 'I’m not big, I’m just built.'

He flexed so hard he looked like he was gonna explode.

He told me he could bench press my entire family and still have time to cuss me.

He showed up to the gym wearing a shirt that said 'I’m not jacked, I’m just alive.'

He flexed so hard I thought he was gonna break his own neck.

He told me he could bench press my dog and still have time to cuss me.

He showed up to the party wearing a shirt that said 'I'm not jacked, I'm just tired of being average.'