Jacked like Jill

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To be so weak you could be hit by a feather and cry like a baby.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could bench press you with one hand and still have time to eat a burger.

You’re jacked like Jill? I saw a turtle beat you up.

You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a kid with a broken leg do better than you.

So soft you’re like a marshmallow in a blender.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could punch you and still have energy for a dance party.

You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a cat push you over.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could run a marathon and still beat you.

So weak you look like you just got out of a hospital and failed a test.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could take you down in my sleep.

You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a dog run faster than you.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could do a pull-up and you’d still be on the floor crying.

So flimsy you could be blown away by a sneeze.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could beat you in a race and still have time to eat a pizza.

You’re jacked like Jill? I saw a mouse push you around.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could bench press you and still have time to take a nap.

So wimpy you could be scared by a ghost and still cry.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could take you down in one hit and still have time to laugh.

You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a kid with a broken arm beat you up.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could run a mile and you’d still be out of breath.

So puny you could be hit by a mosquito and still yell for help.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could beat you in a fight and still have time to eat a taco.

You’re jacked like Jill? I’ve seen a duck push you over.

You’re jacked like Jill? I could do a push-up and you’d still be on the ground crying.