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I stuff my bra with dish sponges to make my boobs look like they belong on a superhero. Without it, my tits look like they got run over by a truck.
My bra was empty, and my boobs were sad. I looked like I had no life.
I put sponges in my bra and suddenly I was a legend. My ex asked for a sequel.
I tried to be cool without sponges. My bra looked like it was holding a funeral.