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Jacked jaw is when you get hit in the face so hard your jaw feels like it got kidnapped by a thief. It’s usually a laughable mess, like getting a free face-lift from a drunk man.
My cousin got jacked jaw at the party and now his face looks like a pancake.
I gave my brother a jacked jaw because he stole my last pizza slice.
My teacher jacked my jaw during lunch because I said ‘shut up’ too many times.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacking someone’s jaw is like giving them a face full of fists. It’s the same as being beaten to a pulp, but with more insults and less mercy.
He got jacked jaw at the gym and now he looks like a punch bag.
I jacked my friend’s jaw because he said I had bad breath.
My mom jacked my jaw because I forgot to do my homework.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A jacked jaw is someone who talks a lot but doesn’t know what they’re saying. Like a broken radio that keeps playing the same song over and over.
My neighbor has a jacked jaw and talks about his cat like it’s the president.
My teacher said I have a jacked jaw because I kept saying ‘um’ for ten minutes straight.
My friend’s jacked jaw made me want to throw a pillow at him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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In the military, jacked jaw is when soldiers stand around gossiping like they’re in a beauty pageant. It’s just a fancy way of saying they’re all lazy and talk too much.
The soldiers had a jacked jaw during lunch and talked about their exes for an hour.
My brother got jacked jaw in the army because he kept talking about his dog.
The whole squad had a jacked jaw and I couldn’t hear my own thoughts.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacked jaw is when you’re so high on meth your jaw won’t stop moving like it has a mind of its own. It’s like your face is doing the Macarena while you’re trying to sleep.
My friend’s jaw was jacked after he took three hits of meth at the party.
I got jacked jaw and talked to my dog like it was my best friend.
My brother’s jaw was jacked and he kept saying ‘hello’ to the ceiling for ten minutes.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Getting a jacked jaw is like getting hit by a truck with a fist. It’s when someone hits you so hard your jaw feels like it’s been broken and stolen at the same time.
I got jacked jaw in the hallway and now my face is bruised.
My friend got jacked jaw because he said ‘I don’t know’ ten times in a row.
My mom jacked my jaw because I took her last cup of coffee.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacked jaw is when you talk down to someone like they’re a baby. It happens after you beat them up, or during sex, and it’s usually full of insults and finger-pointing.
He had a jacked jaw after I beat him up and said ‘you’re the worst’ five times.
My sister had a jacked jaw because I told her she had bad hair.
My dad had a jacked jaw and kept pointing at me like I was the devil.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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