Jacked-Jacks

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A messy mix of Apple Jacks and Coke that tastes like heaven and hell. It will make you feel like a god or a gutted pig.

I ate Jacked-Jacks and now I feel like I can bench-press a cow.

My mom made Jacked-Jacks and it smelled like a dumpster fire.

I drank Jacked-Jacks and now my pants are permanently stained.

A nice guy who turns into a raging lunatic when you mess with him. Like baby Jack-Jack, but with more screaming and less cuteness.

My neighbor is a Jacked-Jack. I took his parking spot and now he’s yelling at me like I stole his firstborn.

My brother is a Jacked-Jack. He was fine until I ate his last slice of pizza.

My teacher is a Jacked-Jack. She let us off easy until I drew on her whiteboard with permanent marker.

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When a guy is getting off and another person crashes the party to finish the job. It’s either a dream come true or a nightmare depending on who shows up.

My dad walked in while I was jacked-jacking and finished it like it was his job.

My girlfriend showed up and made it 10 times better. I owe her my life.

My brother showed up and it turned into a full-blown war.

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Calling Jack Jack to save your seat. It’s the ultimate seat-stealing power move. No one can touch you once you do it.

I called Jack Jack and my seat was saved. My friend was left standing like a fool.

I called Jack Jack before class and came back to my seat like a king.

I called Jack Jack and my seat was mine forever. My enemy was left in the dust.

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A guy who lifts weights like it’s a holy mission. If you mess with him while he’s drunk, he’ll beat you up and laugh about it.

My bro is a Jacked-Jack. He lifted a couch and then drank a whole bottle of vodka.

I messed with my bro and he beat me up and called me a loser.

My bro fought a guy in the gym and won. He said it was like a movie.

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When you poop your pants. It’s the ultimate embarrassment. Everyone sees it and you’re stuck with the shame.

I pooped my pants in front of my class. I was the worst.

I ate too much pizza and pooped my pants during a test.

I pooped my pants and my mom laughed at me like I was a baby.

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A creepy kid who bugs Owen nonstop. He wears a stupid pink balloon and has lice. He’s like a nightmare in human form.

That Jacked-Jack kid bugs Owen every day. He’s a pain in the neck.

I saw Jacked-Jack with a pink balloon and lice. He looked like a monster.

Owen is being bugged by Jacked-Jack again. He’s losing his mind.

by Slangipedia 10d ago