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Connected to the internet like a f***ing cyborg, especially when you’re using a mic and headset to play video games or mess around in virtual reality.
I’ve been jacked in for 12 hours straight. My brain is fried and my eyes are bleeding.
I’m jacked in so deep I might never come back to the real world.
I’m jacked in and I just screamed into my headset because my game broke.
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Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky are two hot guys from Nebraska who make awesome music and also look like they were born to be famous.
Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky are the best because they make songs and are also hot.
I just listened to 'Doing It Right' and now I’m in love with both of them.
Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky are the reason I dropped out of school.
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When you’re so f***ing turned on that you try to jack off again right after you just came.
I came so hard I think I broke my pants. Now I’m trying to jack off again.
After that orgasm, I was like, 'Nah, I’m not done yet.'
I just had sex and now I’m trying to jack off again like a f***ing maniac.
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A person who is sweet and cute until someone f***s with them, just like Baby JackJack from The Incredibles.
She was so nice until I called her a f***ing loser.
He was the best friend until I stole his girlfriend.
He was the nicest guy until I made fun of his haircut.
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When a guy is about to finish jacking off and someone else comes in and helps him finish, preferably a hot girl.
My girlfriend came in and finished my jack off like a boss.
My neighbor came in and finished my jack off like she was paid to do it.
My sister came in and finished my jack off like she was mad at me.
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Calling Jack Jack to save your seat before you leave, and it’s so old-school that it beats Tap Tap every time.
I called Jack Jack before I left, and now my seat is mine forever.
Jack Jack is older than Tap Tap and beats it like a f***ing drum.
I called Jack Jack and now I don’t have to worry about anyone stealing my seat.
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A guy who loves lifting weights and gets f***ing crazy when he’s drunk, and he’ll fight anyone, even Mike Tyson.
He was lifting weights and then he got drunk and tried to fight my dad.
He got so drunk he fought a guy who looked like Mike Tyson.
He was lifting weights and then he got drunk and tried to fight me.
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