Jacked Hole

My cousin got jacked by some guy at the gym and now he walks like he’s been hit by a truck.

My brother’s hole got jacked so bad he couldn’t sit down for a week.

My friend’s hole was jacked so hard he started crying like a baby.

My neighbor’s a jacked hole because he yells at kids and also has the smelliest hole in the neighborhood.

My teacher’s a jacked hole because she takes off points for no reason and also smells like old socks.

My dad’s a jacked hole because he yells at me and also has the loudest hole in the family.

My friend’s a jacked hole because he calls me a baby and also has the worst hole in the class.

My mom’s a jacked hole because she yells at me and also has the worst hole in the house.

My dog’s a jacked hole because he barks at everything and also has the worst hole in the neighborhood.

My friend got jacked by a guy at the gym and now he walks like he’s been run over.

My neighbor got jacked so bad he started crying like a baby.

My brother got jacked so hard he couldn’t sit down for a week.

My cousin jacked both his holes at the same time and now he can’t sit down.

My friend jacked both holes and now he’s walking like a duck.

My brother jacked both holes and now he smells like old socks.

My teacher’s a jacked hole because she takes off points and also smells like old socks.

My dad’s a jacked hole because he yells at me and also has the loudest hole.

My neighbor’s a jacked hole because he yells at kids and also has the worst hole in the neighborhood.