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Being a total loser and not worth anyone’s time.
He was jacked fucked because he talked about his dog like it was a celebrity.
She tried to explain the math problem but was jacked fucked and just said, 'I don’t know.'
He got jacked fucked because he showed up to the party with a sandwich for dinner.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
2
A brainless, drunk mess who probably just vomited on someone.
He was jacked fucked after drinking 12 beers and crying in the hallway.
She was jacked fucked and tried to talk to the waiter like he was her best friend.
He was jacked fucked and tried to dance to a song no one knew.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
3
When someone is as clueless as a blind squirrel in a cornfield.
He was jacked fucked and thought the sky was falling because it was cloudy.
She was jacked fucked and thought the teacher was talking about her cat.
He was jacked fucked and believed the math test was a prank.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
4
When a guy gets his jacks out and starts doing things that make you want to throw up.
He was jacked fucked and did his jacks in the middle of the grocery store.
She was jacked fucked and started jacking in the library.
He was jacked fucked and did his jacks in front of his mom.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
5
Someone who pulls in front of you like they own the road.
He jacked fucked me in traffic and laughed like a mad man.
She jacked fucked me when I was trying to get to work on time.
He jacked fucked me and then honked like a donkey.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
6
Zero. Nothing. Like you were never born and your mom never had sex.
He was jacked fucked and said he had nothing to eat.
She was jacked fucked and didn’t even know what day it was.
He was jacked fucked and couldn’t even tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re so hungry you scream at the McDonald’s drive-thru like it’s your enemy.
He screamed, 'Cactus Jack fucked me!' and ordered a Big Meal.
She yelled, 'Cactus Jack bit my cat!' and got a Double Whopper.
He said, 'Jacques Webster sent me!' and got the Travy Patty like it was a gift.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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