jacked around

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When someone makes you wait on purpose, telling you a load of crap to waste your time.

My boss said he'd be back in 10 minutes. Now it's 30 minutes later and he's still eating his lunch.

My friend told me he was gonna come over in 5 minutes. Now it's 5 hours later and he's still playing video games.

My teacher said I could leave after I finished my test. Now it's lunchtime and I'm still writing.

Wasting time for no good reason. Usually involves messing with someone's head in a really annoying way.

I sat there for an hour waiting for my friend, and he was just watching TikTok the whole time.

My mom keeps telling me I'm gonna fail, even though I got an A on my test.

My teacher keeps asking me if I want to go to the bathroom, even though I'm not sick.

A clueless person trying to mess with something or someone, like a toddler trying to fix a car.

My brother tried to fix my phone, and now it doesn't work anymore.

My cousin tried to assemble my IKEA table, and now it looks like a modern art project.

My friend tried to help me fix my bike, and now it's broken and I'm still walking.

Messing around with people or things. It's like when you're supposed to be working but you're just playing video games.

I was supposed to do my homework, but I was playing Fortnite all night.

My friend was supposed to help me clean my room, but he was just eating pizza.

My teacher was supposed to teach me math, but she was just telling stories about her dog.

You're not literally jacking off all day, but you might as well because there's nothing better to do.

I was supposed to go to work, but I stayed in bed and watched Netflix all day.

I was supposed to study for my test, but I just played video games instead.

I was supposed to do my chores, but I just ate pizza and watched YouTube.

Fudging numbers to make things look clearer, but it just ends up making everything more confusing.

My teacher said I got an A, but now I have to explain why my math is wrong.

My dad said he made $1000, but now I have to figure out why he's broke.

My friend said he lost 10 pounds, but now he's eating pizza every day.

Messing around when you should be working. Like trying to fix a broken machine when it's already dead.

I was supposed to fix my car, but I was just playing video games.

I was supposed to do my job, but I was just talking to my friend.

I was supposed to clean my room, but I was just eating pizza.