jacked

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Got mugged so hard your wallet cried for mercy and your face turned purple.
He got jacked at the mall by three guys with fake beards and a bag of chips.
My mom got jacked by a guy who looked like a pizza delivery man but was clearly a criminal.
I got jacked by a kid who said he was doing it for his mom's birthday.
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Built like a meatloaf and twice as tough. You could bench press a cow and still have energy for a dance party.
That guy at the gym is jacked like a superhero who also works out.
My cousin is jacked and can bench press a whole pizza box.
My dad is jacked and could beat up a bear with his bare hands.
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Completely messed up. Your brain is scrambled and your life is a mess.
My phone got jacked and now it looks like it was hit by a truck.
My life got jacked when my dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me.
My hair got jacked after I used too much gel and a hair dryer.
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Stolen. Someone took your stuff and ran off like a thief with a getaway car.
My lunch got jacked by a kid who said he was hungry and then left me with a sandwich.
My bike got jacked and now I have to walk to school.
My video game got jacked and now I have to play with my little brother.
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To steal something. You take it and then you laugh in the victim’s face.
He jacked my snack and then laughed at me like I was a joke.
She jacked my pencil and now I have to use a crayon.
My friend jacked my phone and now I can't text my crush.
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A muscle monster. Someone so strong they could lift a car and still have time for a snack.
That guy is jacked and could beat up a whole football team.
My brother is jacked and can do push-ups like it's a job.
My teacher is jacked and could bench press a chair.
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To get beat up so bad you’re left looking like a pancake that got hit by a truck.
I got jacked by a guy who looked like a pizza delivery man but was actually a criminal.
My friend got jacked by a group of guys who all had fake beards.
My brother got jacked and now he looks like he was hit by a truck.
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