jacke

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A jacke is a weirdo who acts like they’re special and will make you feel stupid for not knowing who they are. They’re artsy, flirty, and will try to seduce you like you’re their last meal.

@jacke_42 why you so special?

Jacke came in and I was like, 'who is this?' then I fell in love.

Jacke drew me a portrait and it looked like a raccoon with a bad haircut.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jacke is a couple of nerdy kids from Nebraska who make music that’s so good, you’ll forget your own name. They’re hot and their songs are like the best pizza ever.

Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky are like my soulmates now.

I’ve been listening to 'flights' since I was 12.

Their music is so good, I cried in my soup.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack to Jack is when you’re so wasted you come back for a second load, like you’re trying to prove you’re still a man.

I did Jack to Jack so hard I woke up in my neighbor’s kitchen.

After that, I had to take a nap in a trash can.

I came back for a second load and my mom walked in.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jacke is someone who’s nice and chill until you make them angry. Then they turn into a monster, like the baby JackJack from the movie but with more rage.

He was sweet until I took his seat.

I made him angry and he started screaming like a toddler.

He went from calm to chaos in 10 seconds.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack Jack is when a guy is jacking off and someone else comes in and finishes the job. It’s like the best surprise ever, unless it’s your brother or your grandma.

My sister came in and finished my job, and I loved it.

My grandma came in and I was like, 'why?'.

My roommate finished my job and now I owe him a pizza.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack Jack is when you get up and yell ‘Jack Jack’ to save your seat, and no one can argue with you because you’re the king of the chair.

I yelled ‘Jack Jack’ and no one dared to touch my seat.

I came back and my seat was taken, so I did Jack Jack and yelled at them.

Jack Jack is the ultimate seat war.

by Slangipedia 1d ago