JackDylangrazersexual

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You're so obsessed with Jack Dylan Grazer you'd probably lick his shoes if he let you.
I saw him in the grocery store and I fainted. Literally. I had to go to the hospital.
I texted him 17 times last night. He didn't reply. I cried.
I took my dog to the park and he started barking at Jack Dylan Grazer's face on my phone. I'm not even joking.
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You think Jack Dylan Grazer is the best thing since sliced bread and you're not afraid to say it.
My mom says I'm a disgrace. I say she's a disgrace. Jack Dylan Grazer is my husband now.
I told my teacher I'd rather die than sit through a class without talking about Jack Dylan Grazer.
I drew him on my math test. I got a zero. I didn't care.
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