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Kicking a baby man's face into the lunch table; total dominance
I Jackdunkulous that kid for stealing my snack
He cried like a girl when I smacked him
That lunch table never looked so proud
Jackdunkulous
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Tossing a man-child’s butt into the air like a pizza
I flipped that kid so hard the ceiling got a tan
His face was red from the slap
He looked like a cooked hot dog
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Making a man-child’s butt disappear into the void of embarrassment
I made that kid vanish like he never existed
He ran out of the room like he was on fire
He forgot his name and his lunch
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Smacking a man-child’s face so hard it goes to the moon
I hit that kid so hard he floated
He looked like he was about to cry
His face was so red it glowed
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Kicking a man-child’s butt so hard it becomes a new sport
That kid’s butt was so sore he quit lunch
He walked like a crab for a week
They named it ‘Jackdunkulous’ in the gym
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Taking a man-child’s face and turning it into a pancake
I pancaked that kid so hard he got a coupon
He was flat like a soda can
He cried like he was being grilled