Jackdawing

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Making fake social media accounts just so your stupid posts get more likes and more people see your nonsense.

I made 10 accounts just to boost my TikTok dance.

My mom has 5 Instagrams to make her cat look famous.

He created 20 Twitter accounts just to argue with his ex.

Talking smart in a group chat but making sure everyone thinks you're the smartest person there.

She said 'I agree' but made it sound like she was the only one who got it.

He said 'That’s a good point' and then added three emojis to make it look cool.

He answered the question and then said 'What's the big deal?' like he just solved the world's problems.

A pirate ship that's like a tiny boat but somehow can beat up huge ships like they're playing with toys.

That ship was tiny, but it kicked my ship’s butt like it was a kid.

The Jackdaw came in like it was late to the party and wrecked everything.

It looked like a snack, but it took down three huge ships like they were just snacks.

A stupid excuse people use to say they know what they're talking about when they clearly don't.

'Oh, it's just a jackdaw,' he said, like that made him a genius.

She called it a jackdaw and walked away like she had all the answers.

He used 'jackdaw' to cover up the fact that he didn't know what he was talking about.

Jackdaw is the sweetest guy, and if you don't like him, you're just a bad person.

Jackdaw is like the best friend you ever had, and if you don't like him, you're a loser.

He’s the kind of guy who brings cookies and tells you he’s your friend forever.

He’s so nice, even the teachers like him more than you.

People who like Jacqueline Wilson books and think they're cooler than everyone else.

She reads Jacqueline Wilson books and thinks she’s better than everyone else.

He said he could beat you in a fight because he reads Jacqueline Wilson books.

They only talk about Jacqueline Wilson and think you’re not cool enough to join the club.

Two power couples who sail together and make the whole crew confused because they're too perfect and too in love.

Jack and Daw sailed together and made the whole crew think they were in a love movie.

The crew didn’t know what was going on because Jack and Daw were too perfect for their own good.

They finished each other’s sentences and solved problems before anyone even asked.