jackdane

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a dog that looks like it was hit by a truck and then bred with a rat
My neighbor's jackdane chased my cat up a tree and then peed on my lawn.
I saw a jackdane try to eat a pizza and it looked like it was going to cry.
My dog is a jackdane and it barks at everything like it's dying.
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a dog that’s like a Great Dane’s baby brother who got kicked by a Jack Russell
My jackdane tried to fight my neighbor’s cat and it looked like it was confused.
I think my jackdane is trying to take over the world one squeak at a time.
My jackdane ran into a wall and it made a noise like a confused pizza.
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a dog that has the attitude of a Great Dane and the energy of a Jack Russell on a sugar rush
My jackdane woke me up at 3 a. m. with a scream and a demand for breakfast.
My jackdane tried to open the door and it looked like it was arguing with the handle.
I think my jackdane is plotting world domination and it’s using my socks as a strategy.
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