jackdane

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a dog that looks like it was hit by a truck and then bred with a rat

My neighbor's jackdane chased my cat up a tree and then peed on my lawn.

I saw a jackdane try to eat a pizza and it looked like it was going to cry.

My dog is a jackdane and it barks at everything like it's dying.

a dog that’s like a Great Dane’s baby brother who got kicked by a Jack Russell

My jackdane tried to fight my neighbor’s cat and it looked like it was confused.

I think my jackdane is trying to take over the world one squeak at a time.

My jackdane ran into a wall and it made a noise like a confused pizza.

a dog that has the attitude of a Great Dane and the energy of a Jack Russell on a sugar rush

My jackdane woke me up at 3 a. m. with a scream and a demand for breakfast.

My jackdane tried to open the door and it looked like it was arguing with the handle.

I think my jackdane is plotting world domination and it’s using my socks as a strategy.