jackdamathong

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People think it's some fancy toy that pops out. Nope. It's when you use just your teeth to tear off your fancy underwear like they're your enemies.
My cousin did it in front of the whole school. No one ever looked at her the same again.
He bit through his pants in the middle of a math test. Teacher lost it.
I did it in the elevator. The guy next to me was weirded out for days.
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It’s not a toy. It’s a battle. You use your teeth to rip off your pants like they owe you money.
She did it in the grocery store. The clerk called the cops.
He did it during a Zoom meeting. His boss yelled at him.
I did it in the car. My mom was so mad she pulled over.
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It's not a toy. It's a disgrace. You use your teeth to tear your pants off like they're your worst enemy.
He did it in the restaurant. The waiter threw out his soup.
She did it in the church. The priest was stunned.
I did it during a video call. My friends still laugh about it.
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It’s not a toy. It’s a crime. You use your teeth to rip your pants off like it’s a punishment.
He did it in the library. The librarian called his mom.
She did it in the park. Kids ran away screaming.
I did it in the bathroom. My brother laughed for weeks.
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It’s not a toy. It’s a flex. You use your teeth to rip your pants off like it’s a competition.
He did it in the gym. Everyone stopped working out.
She did it during a concert. The band stopped playing.
I did it in the hallway. My friends laughed at me for days.
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