jackcock

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A big dumb jerk who acts like he’s the king of everything and then gets mad when he’s wrong.
My cousin is a jackcock. He told me he could beat up a bear and then cried when he fell off a tree.
My teacher called me a jackcock because I drew on the desk with my pencil.
My dog chased my mom and I laughed so hard I became a jackcock too.
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A human mess who talks too much and doesn’t know when to stop being annoying.
My brother is a jackcock. He talked for an hour about his imaginary pet dragon.
My friend called me a jackcock because I forgot my lunch and he remembered his.
My dad is a jackcock. He started a debate about cereal at 2 a. m.
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A total disaster who can’t do anything right and still thinks they’re the best.
My neighbor is a jackcock. He painted his house purple and then said it was a ‘fancy color.’
I got called a jackcock because I spilled my juice on my math test.
My mom said I was a jackcock for eating my brother’s homework.
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