jackchickery

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When a comic or a tiny pamphlet is so obsessed with telling you about Jesus that it forgets to be funny or even decent. Named after Jack Chick, who probably thinks he’s a prophet and not just a guy who got stuck with a crayon.

I tried to read one of those Chick tracts and it felt like being yelled at by a toaster.

My teacher handed me a jackchickery pamphlet and said it was the only way I’d pass religion class.

My mom sent me a jackchickery comic and it made me want to burn the church down.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A religious comic so bad it makes your brain hurt. It’s like someone took a sermon and stuck it in a cartoon. Jack Chick probably had a meltdown when people didn’t convert.

That jackchickery comic was worse than my math homework.

I got a jackchickery comic for my birthday and I cried.

My brother got obsessed with jackchickery and now he talks to Jesus every night.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When a comic tries so hard to convert you that it forgets to be good. Jack Chick probably thinks he’s the next prophet and not just a guy who drew a lot of bad pictures.

That jackchickery comic was like being hit with a Bible and a bad punchline.

I got a jackchickery comic and now I hate Sunday school.

My friend got a jackchickery comic and now he thinks the devil is a bad pun.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When a comic is so desperate to tell you about God that it forgets to be decent. Jack Chick probably thinks he’s the only person who can save your soul and not just a guy with a bad haircut.

That jackchickery comic made me want to quit religion forever.

My teacher gave me a jackchickery comic and now I hate homework.

I read a jackchickery comic and my brain exploded.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A comic so obsessed with converting you that it forgets to be fun. Jack Chick probably thinks he’s the chosen one and not just a guy with a bad idea.

That jackchickery comic was like being trapped in a church with a loudspeaker.

I got a jackchickery comic and now I hate Sundays.

My friend tried to convert me with a jackchickery comic and I just laughed in his face.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When a comic is so full of religious nonsense that it makes your eyes roll back. Jack Chick probably thinks he’s the next prophet and not just a guy with a crayon and a grudge.

That jackchickery comic was worse than my cousin’s sermon.

I got a jackchickery comic and now I hate religion.

My teacher gave me a jackchickery comic and I just threw it in the trash.

by Slangipedia 2d ago