jackchickenslol

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They hate jacks with a burning passion but will eat chicken like it's their last meal
I'd rather eat a whole chicken than play jacks again
Jack is the worst. Chicken is the best. End of story.
If I see one more jack, I'm gonna scream and throw chicken at them.
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They’re the worst at jacks and they think chicken is the only thing worth living for
I can't even win at jacks. But I can eat a whole chicken in one sitting.
Jack is my nemesis. Chicken is my savior.
I play jacks like I'm dying. I eat chicken like I'm living.
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They don’t get jacks and they think chicken is the reason the world was made
Jack is just a stupid game. Chicken is the reason I exist.
I don’t understand jacks. But I understand chicken.
Jack is noise. Chicken is life.
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