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Jack is a dirty little thot who thinks he's hot stuff and jerks off in his own butt because he's too lazy to find a real person to mess around with
Jack posted a selfie with a big grin and said 'I'm the only one who's ever been this good'
His mom found a used napkin in the trash and yelled 'What the hell is this?'
He texted his friend 'I just did my own butt and it was better than last night'