jackcent

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when someone talks like a Surrey jack and gets so used to it they sound like a broken f***ing radio

Bro I just saw a guy at the bus stop talking like he was on a luge

My mum’s friend’s nephew thinks he’s fancy because he says 'lads' like it’s a curse

My teacher keeps saying 'f***ing lads' and I’m starting to believe he’s a jack himself

when someone’s voice turns into a Surrey jack so f***ing much they might as well be from there

My cousin’s got a jack accent so strong I think he’s been in a Surrey jail

My boss talks like he’s on a luge and I’ve had enough

My mate’s sister thinks she’s a proper Surrey lass because she says 'lads' like it’s a religion

when someone gets so used to talking like a Surrey jack they forget how to talk normally and just f***ing luge all over the place

My mate’s got a jack accent so bad he talks like he’s been in a f***ing crash

I can’t understand my uncle because he’s been luge-ing all over the place

My friend’s brother talks like he’s on a luge and I’m starting to question his sanity