jackbum

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Two morons named Jackson Wang and Im Jaebum who act like they're in love but won't say it. Jaebum teases Jackson all day and night. Jackson cries like a baby when he's ignored.
Jackson: 'Why won't you text me?' Jaebum: 'I'm busy. Also, I'm laughing at you.'
Jaebum sends a 3-second video of him eating pizza. Jackson replies with 100 heart emojis.
Jackson cries in a DM: 'You said you'd come to my concert. You didn't.' Jaebum replies: 'I was there. You just didn't look up.'
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Jackson and Jaebum are two idiots who think they're hot stuff. Jaebum mocks Jackson constantly. Jackson is too desperate to care.
Jaebum: 'You look like a sad potato.' Jackson: 'I look like a sad potato who just got dumped by a rockstar.'
Jackson sends Jaebum a 20-minute voice note. Jaebum replies with 'Okay.'
Jaebum says he's going on a trip. Jackson texts him every hour with 'Are you there?'
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Jackson Wang and Im Jaebum are two brainless guys who act like they're in a relationship. Jaebum bullies Jackson. Jackson is too dumb to stop it.
Jaebum texts Jackson: 'You're ugly.' Jackson texts back: 'You're ugly too. But I still love you.'
Jackson shows up at Jaebum's concert with a sign that says 'I love you' and 500 roses.
Jaebum says he's busy. Jackson sends him 200 messages. Jaebum finally replies: 'I'm busy. You're annoying.'
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