jackbred420

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a cumlord king with more swag than a pizza delivery man on a Sunday

Jackbred420 just walked in and the whole room went silent. Like a pizza man on a Sunday.

I saw Jackbred420 at the mall and I literally dropped my fries.

He texted me and said 'I’m cumlord king. You’re just a peasant.'

the king of cumlords who smells like a gym sock and a pizza box

Jackbred420 walked past me and I could smell his gym sock and pizza box at the same time.

He texted me 'I’m the cumlord king. You’re just a smelly nobody.'

At the gym, he came in and the entire room was like 'Who is that?' I said 'That’s Jackbred420.'

a cumlord king who shits gold and sweats glitter

Jackbred420 just shat gold in the bathroom. I took a picture and it went viral.

He came to my house and his sweat was glitter. I was like 'What is this? A fairy party?'

He texted me 'I’m the cumlord king. You’re just a glitter peasant.'