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A guy who claims to be your best friend... but would let you be devoured by a tiger just so he could take a nap. He’s got a cock the size of a truck and a brain that could beat Einstein in a math fight.
He said he’d save me from the tiger... then fell asleep on the log.
He’s got a cock so big it could block the sun.
He solved my math test for me... then laughed at me.