jackbotics

My robot just proposed to me. It’s been a long time since I’ve had a handjob and a proposal.

This jackbotics robot is smoother than my ex and my massage therapist combined.

I paid $500 for a robot that promised me sex and a handjob. It just said 'hi.'

My neighbor’s robot just walked in on my mom. It was giving her a handjob and a standing ovation.

I don’t need a girlfriend when I’ve got a jackbotics robot that gives me a handjob and calls me 'honey.'

This robot is so good at handjobs, it got a raise and a promotion.

My robot just gave me a handjob and told me I was ugly. I still took it.

I asked my jackbotics robot for a handjob. It asked me for a raise first.

This robot is so good at handjobs, it gave my dad a heart attack.

My robot just got a promotion. It’s now the head of handjobs and sex.

I hired a jackbotics robot to do my handjobs. It also did my taxes.

This robot is so good at handjobs, it’s the reason I skipped church today.

I got a jackbotics robot for my birthday. It gave me a handjob and told me I was ‘kinda cute.’

My robot just did my handjob and asked me if I wanted a drink. I said yes. Now I’m drunk.

This robot is the best at handjobs. It even gave my uncle a handjob.

My robot just gave me a handjob and told me I was ‘the best.’ I believed it.

I got a jackbotics robot for my job. It gives me handjobs and does my paperwork.

This robot is so good at handjobs, it gave my boss a handjob and got a raise.