jackblammer

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A bike term for when you ride so fast you think you're going to die and everyone else is just a sad joke.

I did a jackblammer down the hill and my mom’s dog ran into a tree.

My brother did a jackblammer and broke his bike and his pride.

I did a jackblammer and my dad yelled, 'You're gonna be a ghost!'

When you ride your bike like a lunatic and your brain is screaming, 'Stop it!'

I did a jackblammer and my brain had a meltdown.

My friend did a jackblammer and his brain turned to jelly.

I did a jackblammer and my brain said, 'I give up.'

A crazy bike move that makes your legs feel like they're on fire and your bike is crying.

I did a jackblammer and my legs felt like they had been roasted.

My sister did a jackblammer and her bike started sobbing.

I did a jackblammer and my legs were screaming, 'No more!'

When you ride your bike like a maniac and your neighbors think you're a superhero with a bad attitude.

I did a jackblammer and my neighbor shouted, 'That’s not a bike, that’s a beast!'

My brother did a jackblammer and the mailman dropped his mail.

I did a jackblammer and my dog ran away in fear.

A bike move so wild it makes your bike look like it just got hit by a truck and your brain is happy.

I did a jackblammer and my bike looked like it was in a fight.

My friend did a jackblammer and his bike was bruised and proud.

I did a jackblammer and my brain said, 'That was worth it.'

When you ride your bike like a crazy person and your brain is doing a backflip and your legs are screaming.

I did a jackblammer and my brain did a backflip.

My brother did a jackblammer and his legs were like, 'We’re done.'

I did a jackblammer and my brain was doing a cartwheel.