jackbat

My cousin tried to start a band and called it 'The Jackbatz.' No one asked why.

He walked into a restaurant and yelled, 'I'm the king of this place!' The waiter said, 'You're the king of dumb.'

He tried to propose to his dog. The dog just looked at him like he was a piece of meat.

He threw a party and forgot to invite anyone. Then he called it 'The Jackbat Experience.'

He tried to fix my phone and turned it into a paperweight. I still use it as a paperweight.

He tried to flirt with my mom and said, 'You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.' She said, 'That's the most beautiful thing you've ever said.'