jackbass

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A word that means Jackass but also says you want to hump a bass like it's your last day on Earth.

My cousin called me jackbass because I tried to kiss a fish at the lake.

He said I was jackbass after I tried to wrestle a bass out of the river.

Jackbass is what my teacher called me when I brought a bass to class and tried to make it my pet.

Like being a total idiot, but also wanting to cop a feel from a bass.

She said I was jackbass because I tried to hug a bass in the aquarium.

My friend called me jackbass after I tried to ride a bass like it was a horse.

Jackbass is what my dog called me when I tried to eat a bass.

Means you're a clumsy fool who also wants to have sex with a bass.

My dad called me jackbass because I slipped into the lake and tried to flirt with a bass.

She said I was jackbass after I tried to dance with a bass in the river.

Jackbass is what my neighbor called me when I threw my sandwich at a bass.

You're an idiot who wants to jack a bass and also thinks it's a good idea to flirt with it.

Jackbass is what my teacher said when I tried to propose to a bass in class.

He called me jackbass because I tried to make a bass my new boyfriend.

I got called jackbass after I tried to give a bass a high-five.