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A crazy sickness that makes you see nothing but Jack Barakat. It can get so bad you end up in a mental hospital or even die.
I saw a guy cry when Jack Barakat sneezed.
A girl spent all her money on Jagk merch and now lives in a tent.
A guy skipped his job to watch a 3-hour Jack Barakat interview.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You get so obsessed with Jack Barakat you start doing dumb stuff like jerking off 13 times a day.
A guy texted me: 'I jacked off 13 times today. I feel like a winner.'
A girl sent a DM: 'I can’t stop thinking about Jack Barakat’s hairy legs.'
Another guy started jerking off during class.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You buy every Jagk merch in the world and wear it like it’s your skin.
A guy showed up to work in a Jagk merch suit.
A girl wore Jagk merch to her wedding.
A guy wore Jagk merch to a funeral.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You re-tweet every single one of Jack Barakat's tweets and start to look like a lunatic.
A guy re-tweeted Jack Barakat’s entire feed and got 10,000 followers.
A girl re-tweeted every tweet and now has 100,000 followers.
A guy re-tweeted Jack Barakat’s tweets so much he got kicked out of Twitter.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You start making dumb jokes just to be like Jack Barakat and end up sounding like a toddler.
A guy said, 'Jack Barakat’s laugh is the best laugh ever!'
A girl started making jokes about pizza and dogs.
A guy said, 'Why did Jack Barakat get kicked out of the bar? Because he asked for a free drink!'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You dye your hair like Jack Barakat and look like a complete idiot.
A guy dyed his hair black with blonde streaks and looked like a fool.
A girl dyed her hair and now looks like a chicken.
A guy straightened his hair and looked like a robot.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You stalk Jack Barakat on Twitter all day and lose your mind.
A guy followed Jack Barakat and now has 1,000 followers.
A girl stalked Jack Barakat and now has 500 followers.
A guy stalked Jack Barakat so much he got blocked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You start fantasizing about marrying Jack Barakat and end up in a mental institution.
A girl texted me: 'I want to marry Jack Barakat!'
A guy said, 'I want to date Jack Barakat and have 10 kids with him.'
A girl started drawing Jack Barakat and now has 100 drawings.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You plan to kidnap Jack Barakat and keep him in your basement.
A guy said, 'I want to kidnap Jack Barakat and keep him in my basement!'
A girl started planning to kidnap Jack Barakat and now has a map.
A guy bought a basement and said he was going to kidnap Jack Barakat.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You stare at pictures of Jack Barakat so much you start seeing bubbles everywhere.
A guy stared at Jack Barakat’s picture for 3 hours.
A girl saw bubbles in her coffee and thought it was Jack Barakat.
A guy stared at a picture and now sees bubbles in everything.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You get every tattoo Jack Barakat has and start looking like a complete mess.
A guy got all of Jack Barakat’s tattoos and now looks like a drunk raccoon.
A girl got the same tattoos and now has 10 tattoos on her body.
A guy got a tattoo on his face and now looks like a clown.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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You get so obsessed you start acting like a complete lunatic in public.
A guy started screaming Jack Barakat’s name in the street.
A girl texted me: 'I can’t stop thinking about Jack Barakat!'
A guy started making loud noises in class about Jack Barakat.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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