jackbag

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A person who is both an idiot and a smelly, brainless, self-centered piece of garbage. They do stupid stuff just to make people look at them.
My neighbor is a jackbag. He threw a sandwich at a dog and yelled at it for eating it.
My teacher called my friend a jackbag because he tried to cheat on a pop quiz.
My cousin is a jackbag. He tried to flirt with my dog and got bit.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A part of the brain that stores all the stupid stuff a guy does when he’s trying to get off. The bigger the jackbag, the more ridiculous the stuff he does.
My brain’s jackbag is full of stuff. Like when I tried to balance on a chair and fell into a bowl of cereal.
My brother’s jackbag is huge. He once tried to text his crush during a math test and got caught.
My dad’s jackbag is so big, he once tried to use a cheese grater as a phone.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A bag or container that someone uses to dump their jizz in. It’s also a bad name to call someone.
My friend’s jackbag is just a sock he uses to catch his jizz. It smells like old pizza.
My brother called me a jackbag because I got caught eating pizza in the library.
My mom says I’m a jackbag because I used my sister’s backpack as a jackbag.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sock used to catch jizz during masturbation. It’s also a mean way to call someone a loser.
My friend’s dad used a sock as a jackbag. It was pink and had glitter on it.
My teacher called me a jackbag because I used my sister’s sock to catch jizz.
My brother called my dog a jackbag because he got jizz on his sock.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person you don’t know, but they’re either a total idiot or a smelly, brainless, self-centered piece of garbage. You don’t know which one yet.
That guy in my math class is a jackbag. He tried to talk during a test and got yelled at.
My new neighbor is a jackbag. He tried to start a fight with my dog.
That kid in the lunch line is a jackbag. He tried to steal my chips.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A mix of idiot and smelly, brainless, self-centered piece of garbage. It’s also used to describe a stupid move.
My brother made a jackbag move when he tried to run away from the cops in his pajamas.
My friend’s jackbag move was when he tried to ask my crush out during a math test.
My mom called my dad a jackbag because he tried to eat pizza with his hands during a meeting.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who acts like an idiot and doesn’t care about how they look. They do dumb things just for fun.
My cousin is a jackbag. He tried to dance on a table during lunch and got in trouble.
My friend is a jackbag. He tried to wear his pajamas to school and got laughed at.
My brother is a jackbag. He tried to throw a pencil at the teacher and missed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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