jackb

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A gay man who got hit by a truck named Areku. Now he’s obsessed with little boys and cries every time he sees a penis. Stay away from him or he’ll try to kiss you.
Jackb walked into a pizza shop and cried when the waiter touched his arm.
He tried to hug my brother and called him 'my precious little Areku.'
He followed me home and said, 'You’re my new little boy.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A man who thinks he’s a queen and inserts his penis into everything. He’s been doing it since he met Areku. Don’t let him near you.
He inserted his penis into a soup bowl and cried, 'This is my Areku!'
He tried to insert his penis into my mom’s purse.
He inserted his penis into a vending machine and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A faggot who fell for a guy named Areku and now thinks he’s a king. He inserts his penis into things and yells, 'I’m the best!'
He inserted his penis into a trash can and yelled, 'I’m the king of trash!'
He inserted his penis into my face and said, 'You’re my Areku.'
He inserted his penis into a cake and cried, 'This is my Areku cake.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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