jackazozo

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The stupid redneck way to say jacuzzi when they can't spell worth a damn
My uncle tried to take a bath in the jackazozo and it just looked like a puddle of beer.
The jackazozo broke because my cousin threw a football into it.
I asked my dad what a jacuzzi was and he said 'jackazozo, it's like a bath but with more swear words.'
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A fancy word for a broken hot tub that only rich people with no brains use
My rich neighbor's jackazozo smells like old pizza and regret.
The jackazozo at the party was just a tub with a broken hose and a bunch of soda cans.
My mom tried to use the jackazozo and it just spat water at her.
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A stupid hot tub that only exists because some guy couldn't spell jacuzzi and had a lot of rage
I stepped on the jackazozo and it screamed like a baby.
My brother tried to jump into the jackazozo and it just hissed at him.
The jackazozo was so broken it looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.
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