Jackaveli

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A human jackhammer who can do everything and nothing at the same time

Jackaveli fixed my laptop and my dating profile in one night. I'm still confused.

He can fix your car, your mood, and your ex's opinion of you. All in 10 minutes.

Jackaveli showed up at my party wearing a suit, fixed the sound system, and stole my girlfriend. Classic.

A guy who can do your homework, your laundry, and your ex's tax return without breaking a sweat

Jackaveli did my math test for me and got a perfect score. I failed because I didn't cheat.

He washed my clothes, fixed my bike, and gave my dog a haircut. All in one day.

I asked him to do my taxes. He did mine, his, and my dad's. Then he told me I owed him money.

A man who can do everything, but it usually ends in a mess and a swear word

Jackaveli tried to paint my house. It looked like a war zone. He said 'screw it' and left.

He fixed my car, but now it's making a noise like a goat in a blender.

Jackaveli tried to cook dinner. It was edible, but he said 'f*** this' and ate it with a fork.

A person who can do anything, but he's also a bit of a show-off

Jackaveli did my homework, my chores, and my mom's taxes. Then he asked for a raise.

He fixed my phone, my Wi-Fi, and my self-esteem. Then he said 'I'm the best.'

Jackaveli showed up at my school, did my test, and then told the teacher I was sick.

A guy who can do everything, but he'll still probably f*** it up

Jackaveli tried to fix my broken heart and my broken phone. Both still broke.

He did my math homework, my science project, and my English essay. I got an A. He got a D.

Jackaveli fixed my bike, my dog's collar, and my uncle's TV. Then he forgot to eat dinner.