JackAtherton

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A news guy from Cincinnati who acts like he's the king of the world. He's got the audacity of a man who thinks he's the main character in a movie, even though he's not.
JackAtherton: 'You think you're the main character? I'm the main character!'
He did a news report on a cat wearing a hat and called it 'the most important story of the century.'
He told the weather guy to shut up during the 10 o'clock news.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's both a lawyer and a rock star, but only because he got lucky.
'I practiced law in NYC and still had time to draw pictures for the Times. You? You're just a nobody.'
He once wrote a symphony about the weather and called it 'The Storm of Destiny.'
He told a kid he was 'the best lawyer ever' just because the kid said 'hi.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man so cocky, he thinks he's the reason the news is even on TV.
He gave a news report on a pizza and called it 'the most important event of the day.'
He told the mayor of Cincinnati he was 'a nobody in comparison.'
He said the news wouldn't be worth watching without him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's clearly not.
He told a reporter he was 'the best man in Cincinnati, maybe even the best in the world.'
He said he was better than the president just because he had a better laugh.
He once called a traffic jam 'the most important story of the century.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the center of the universe, even though he's just a news anchor.
He said the news wouldn't be complete without him, even though he's just one guy.
He once told a kid he was 'the best man in the world' just because he smiled.
He told the weather guy he was 'the most important man in Cincinnati.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he's the main character in a movie, even though he's just a news guy.
He said he was 'the main character in a movie, even if no one saw it.'
He told the news team he was 'the most important man in the news.'
He called a traffic jam 'the most important story of the century.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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