jackathan

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the most attractive man you've ever seen and probably will ever see
He walked in and I lost my mind. Jackathan is a god.
My ex said I was hot. Jackathan is a flaming hot dog.
I texted him and my phone exploded. Jackathan is a fire hazard.
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the kind of man who makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut down
I saw him in the mall. My brain went to sleep. Jackathan is a brain killer.
He smiled and I fainted. Jackathan is a smile bomb.
He winked and I fell off my chair. Jackathan is a gravity thief.
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a man so good looking he should be banned from Earth
Jackathan is so hot, the sun is jealous.
He looks like he came from a heaven. Jackathan is a Earth banee.
I want him on my wall. Jackathan is a poster boy for perfection.
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