jackatero

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a fancy way to say you’re giving yourself a hand job while your mom is making dinner

My brother did a jackatero in the kitchen and burnt the pasta.

I did a jackatero during math class and got caught by the principal.

My dog saw me doing a jackatero and started barking at me like I was a criminal.

when you’re so bored you start jacking off just to make your day suck less

I did a jackatero in the car because the radio was playing the same song for the 10th time.

During lunch break, I did a jackatero and my sandwich got ruined.

I did a jackatero in the library and got a warning from the librarian.

a very loud and dramatic way to jack off, like you’re giving a speech to your entire school

I did a jackatero in the hallway and everyone heard me.

My friend did a jackatero during gym class and the whole team laughed at him.

I did a jackatero in the bathtub and my sister came in and started singing along.

when you’re so desperate for a good time you start jacking off in public like it’s your job

I did a jackatero in the grocery store and the cashier gave me a weird look.

During the movie, I did a jackatero and the people behind me started whispering.

I did a jackatero in the park and a kid came up and asked if I was okay.

when you’re jacking off so hard you think you’re gonna get a medal for it

I did a jackatero and my hand was sore for a week.

I did a jackatero during breakfast and my dad asked if I was sick.

I did a jackatero and my mom came in and said I was making too much noise.