jackatard

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A fool who thinks viruses only spread through cables and won't believe you when you tell them otherwise.

"I still use dial-up, man. Wi-Fi is a scam."

"You think I got a virus from the internet? Please. I got it from a USB stick."

"I’m not going to use your laptop. I don’t trust your Wi-Fi."

A person who thinks viruses only come through wires and would rather plug into the ground than use the internet.

"I got a virus from the internet? I thought viruses were only from the phone lines!"

"I don’t need Wi-Fi. I have a cord. A real cord."

"I’d rather get a virus from the phone company than from a hacker."

A user who thinks viruses are only from wires and calls the internet a scam.

"I didn’t get a virus. I got it from the phone line!"

"Wi-Fi is fake. I can feel it."

"I wouldn’t trust a hacker. I got a virus from the phone company."