Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A disaster made by a stupid person who thinks they're awesome

My dog ate my homework and my brother set my math teacher on fire

I tried to cook and now the kitchen looks like a war zone

My friend started a fire in the school bathroom because he was mad at the principal

2

When a moron turns a small problem into a big mess

I spilled soda on my laptop and then tried to fix it with a hair dryer

My sister drew on the walls with permanent marker and then cried

My dad tried to fix the TV and now it's broken and he's arguing with the cable guy

3

A total wreck caused by someone who thinks they're a hero

I tried to save the cat from the tree and now the cat hates me

My friend tried to be a superhero and crashed into a bus

I tried to fix the internet and now my phone is dead and I'm screaming

4

A huge mess from a brainless person who thinks they're cool

I tried to do a magic trick and now my mom's stuck in the closet

My brother tried to build a robot and it exploded in the middle of the dinner table

I tried to be a rockstar and now my guitar is broken and my voice is gone

5

A total disaster made by someone who thinks they're the best

I tried to be a chef and now the kitchen is on fire

My friend tried to be a magician and now my dog is missing

I tried to be a superhero and now my mom is crying and my brother is in the hospital

6

A complete meltdown caused by a person who thinks they're famous

I tried to be a movie star and now my dog is in the movie and I'm crying

My sister tried to be a singer and now she's stuck in the ceiling

I tried to be a rockstar and now I have no voice and my guitar is broken