jackastic

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A sneaky way to say someone is a total jackass without using any bad words. It’s like giving them a slap on the wrist with a dictionary.
Your boss said, 'You're being jackastic again.'
At church, the pastor called the usher jackastic for spilling the communion wine.
Your mom said, 'You're acting jackastic!' after you ate the last of the cookies.
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It’s like being called a jackass but with a side of confusion. You think you’re smart, but you’re not.
Your teacher said, 'You're being jackastic again, just like last week.'
Your dad whispered, 'You're being jackastic in front of your cousin.'
Your friend said, 'You're so jackastic, I can't stand it anymore.'
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Calling someone jackastic is like throwing a banana peel in their path. They trip, and they don’t even know why.
Your boss said, 'You're being jackastic, and I’m tired of it.'
Your pastor said, 'You're being jackastic, and it's hurting the church.'
Your sister said, 'You're being jackastic, and it's making me mad.'
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Jackastic is the worst kind of insult. It makes you feel like a fool without anyone using any bad language.
Your teacher said, 'You're being jackastic, and I'm disappointed.'
Your friend said, 'You're being jackastic, and I can't believe you did that.'
Your dad said, 'You're being jackastic, and I’m going to ground you.'
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Jackastic is like being called a jackass but with the added bonus of feeling dumb for not knowing the word.
Your boss said, 'You're being jackastic, and I'm not happy.'
Your mom said, 'You're being jackastic, and I’m embarrassed.'
Your teacher said, 'You're being jackastic, and I’m tired of it.'
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