Jackasstically

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A sneaky way to call something stupid or fake, just because you're too lazy to be mad.

You said my haircut was a disaster. I said, 'Jackasstically, it looks like a raccoon got into a blender.'

My mom said my math test was 'okay.' I responded, 'Jackasstically, it was a 12 out of 100.'

My friend asked if I wanted to play video games. I said, 'Jackasstically, I’d rather eat a bag of dirt.'

When you're too dumb to be quiet and use sarcasm to make everyone else look stupid.

My teacher said, 'This is the worst project I’ve ever seen.' I said, 'Jackasstically, it’s the worst project since the invention of the wheel.'

My friend failed a test. I said, 'Jackasstically, you studied for two minutes and got a D.'

My dog ate my homework. I said, 'Jackasstically, it was a 100% improvement.'

Doing something just to act like a smartass, even if you’re not smart or an ass.

I said, 'Jackasstically, I’ll be the best president ever.' Then I said, 'I’m 10 years old.'

I told my dad, 'Jackasstically, I know everything.' Then I cried because I didn’t know the answer.

I said, 'Jackasstically, I’m going to be a superhero.' Then I tripped over a chair.

A person who thinks they’re hilarious, but everyone else is just trying to survive them.

My friend told a joke. I said, 'Jackasstically, it was the funniest thing since the moon landing.' Then I laughed for 10 minutes.

I said, 'Jackasstically, I’m the funniest person in the universe.' Then I told a joke about a cheeseburger and cried.

I said, 'Jackasstically, I’m a legend.' Then I got kicked out of the room.