Jackasssary

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Stupid stuff companies come up with to make your life harder just for kicks.

My gym membership now requires me to sign up for a cooking class I don't want.

The app for my coffee shop makes me log in 10 times a day just to buy a drink.

I had to download 5 apps to get a discount on a sandwich.

The dumb stuff businesses add to your life so you have to deal with more crap.

My phone now has a feature that tells me I'm 'distracted' when I'm just trying to breathe.

The airline gave me a free upgrade but made me wait 3 hours for it.

I got a text from my bank saying I had a 'transaction' when I just bought a soda.

The idiotic things companies make you do so you feel like a fool for paying them.

I had to answer a survey about my feelings after I paid for a meal.

My phone app asked me to rate my happiness after I bought a drink.

I got a pop-up ad saying I was 'unsubscribed' from something I never signed up for.

The dumb stuff that companies throw at you just because they can.

I had to click 7 buttons to get my coffee.

My bank sent me a message about my 'financial health' after I spent $2 on gum.

My phone app asked me if I wanted to 'connect' to my fridge.

The pointless stuff companies add so you get more annoyed and they get more money.

I had to answer a poll about my day just to log in to my account.

My app kept asking me if I wanted to 'join a club' for my coffee.

I had to read a 3-page message from my bank to get my money.

The stupid things companies create so your life feels more complicated and they get richer.

I had to download a new app just to order a sandwich.

My phone told me I was 'engaged' even though I was just watching a video.

I had to answer a question about my 'mood' just to use my phone.