Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cheap pill that knocks out your headaches from dealing with brain-dead fools. If you take too much, you'll end up being one of them.

My mom took 10 pills and still called me a failure.

I took jackasspirin and forgot my own name.

My boss took it and started talking to the ceiling.

2

A painkiller for people who are too dumb to know they’re dumb. Side effects: you’ll start acting like a dumb person.

I took it and started eating my dog’s food.

My friend took it and cried over a parking ticket.

My uncle took it and tried to marry his toaster.

3

The only thing that can save you from the madness of the people around you. But if you take too much, you'll be the madness.

I took it and started talking to my cat like it was my boss.

My sister took it and tried to live in a trash can.

I took it and yelled at the mailman for 3 hours.

4

A pill that makes your head stop hurting from the stupidity of your friends. But if you're not careful, you'll become the stupid one.

I took it and asked my dog for advice.

My brother took it and tried to run for president.

I took it and cried over a broken chair.

5

A drug that helps you forget the idiots in your life. But if you take too much, you'll be one of the idiots.

I took it and tried to live in my closet.

My cousin took it and started eating pizza for breakfast.

I took it and yelled at my neighbor's cat.

6

A cheap pill that helps you survive the brainless people in your life. But if you take too much, you’ll be one of them.

I took it and started arguing with my fridge.

My friend took it and tried to sing opera in the street.

I took it and forgot how to tie my shoes.