Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so dumb it's like you were born in a trash can and nobody ever cleaned it out.

My cousin thinks wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement. That's JACKASSITY.

My dog knows more than my boss. That's JACKASSITY.

I tried to explain the math problem and he just stared at me like I was a ghost. That's JACKASSITY.

2

That annoying kid who thinks he's the king of the world and nobody can tell him otherwise.

He ran down the hallway like a lunatic during lunch. That's JACKASSITY.

He yelled at the teacher for no reason. That's JACKASSITY.

He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. That's JACKASSITY.

3

Calling someone a jerk but with more drama and less sense.

He called me a jerk for no reason. That's JACKASSITY.

She screamed at me for not liking her hair. That's JACKASSITY.

He said I was a jerk for not liking his music. That's JACKASSITY.

4

A donkey, a brainless human, or a show where people try to be cool by doing stupid stuff.

That show where people jump off buildings. That's JACKASSITY.

My neighbor is a donkey. That's JACKASSITY.

I think Edwin Cruz is the stupidest person on earth. That's JACKASSITY.

5

When you're so dumb it's like you were hit with a brick and forgot how to think.

He said the sky was green. That's JACKASSITY.

He tried to explain gravity like it was a game show. That's JACKASSITY.

He thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel. That's JACKASSITY.

6

A show made for people who think they're cool but are really just stupid.

That show where people try to eat fire. That's JACKASSITY.

That show where people get hit with giant balls. That's JACKASSITY.

That show where people try to live in a closet. That's JACKASSITY.

7

When someone gets so angry they think the world is against them and they just have to yell at it.

Kanye West yelled at Taylor Swift like she owed him money. That's JACKASSITY.

He thought the world was out to get him. That's JACKASSITY.

He screamed at the mic like it was his enemy. That's JACKASSITY.