jackassinine

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Stupid to the point of making your brain hurt. Like a donkey that got hit by a truck and still refused to move.

My neighbor thinks traffic lights are just there to make him late.

She tried to explain gravity and got it wrong. Twice.

He yelled at a stop sign like it owed him money.

So dumb it should be illegal. Like a potato that tried to sing and failed.

He thinks the moon is made of cheese and it's a conspiracy.

She blamed the internet for her bad grades.

He tried to argue with a calculator and lost.

A level of stupidity so deep, it has its own ZIP code. Like a worm that tried to be a king.

He thinks the sun comes up because it's tired.

She said the ocean is just a big puddle.

He started a fight with a traffic cone.

Dumb enough to make the dumbest person cry. Like a parrot that forgot how to talk.

He told the teacher the Earth is flat and it's a lie.

She thinks dogs are just cats that got confused.

He tried to invent a time machine and it just broke.

So dumb it makes your brain want to quit. Like a ghost that tried to be a rock star.

He thinks the sky is just a ceiling.

She believes clouds are just smelly sheep.

He tried to build a house out of spaghetti.