Jackassing Around

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Doing the absolute worst way to get somewhere or finish a task just to be a total idiot.

I took a 3-hour detour to get to the store because I thought the traffic was going to be worse if I went the other way. It wasn’t.

He spent 20 minutes folding a single sock instead of just throwing it in the laundry. Why?

She used five different apps to order a sandwich. The sandwich didn’t even come with cheese.

Choosing the most complicated way to do something because you think you're clever, but you're not.

He tried to text me a whole paragraph instead of just saying 'I’m mad' like a normal person.

She used a calculator to figure out how many steps it takes to walk to the fridge. It’s three steps.

He used a spreadsheet to decide what pizza to order. It was pepperoni.

Making a simple task take forever just because you're too lazy to do it right.

He took 45 minutes to put on his shoes because he was arguing with the shoelaces.

She spent an hour choosing a shirt from a three-piece outfit. It was the same color.

He opened a single can of soup and took 12 minutes to do it.

Doing something so unnecessarily that it makes no sense and everyone around you is confused.

He drove around the block three times just to park two feet away from his house.

She sent me a 10-page email to tell me she was going to be 10 minutes late.

He used a drone to deliver a sandwich to his desk. It was a ham sandwich.

Taking the longest, most idiotic way to do something just to prove you're the dumbest person in the room.

He walked across the street just to get a cup of coffee from the other side instead of going to the one right next to him.

She used a compass to find the bathroom in the same building.

He used a ladder to reach the couch to sit down.