Jackassing

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Jackassing is when you act like a brain-dead donkey who also happens to be a complete tool.

My buddy tried to text me during a math test. Jackassing at its finest.

My dog ran into my mom’s coffee. That’s jackassing.

I told my teacher I was sick, but I was just watching cat videos. Jackassing.

Calling someone a jackass is like telling them they’re the worst version of themselves.

My sister called me a jackass because I ate her homework. That was harsh.

My dad called my dog a jackass for stealing his socks. Fair.

My friend called my crush a jackass for ignoring him. Classic.

A jackass is a donkey, a stupid person, and also a show where people do stupid stuff for no reason.

My cousin watched the jackass show and now he thinks he can ride a goat. Dumb.

My dog watches the jackass show and barks at the screen. He’s a jackass too.

My teacher said I was a jackass for drawing on the walls. That’s not fair.

Being a jackass is the state of being so dumb that you can’t even think straight.

I was a jackass when I tried to cook and burned my house down. I’m still a jackass.

My brother was a jackass for saying he was going to be a superhero. He’s still a jackass.

I was a jackass for wearing a hat to bed. It was a good hat.

A jackass show is a show for people who think they’re cool but are just loud and dumb.

I watched the jackass show and now I think I can ride a llama. I can’t.

My dog watched the jackass show and tried to eat a bicycle. That was stupid.

My sister watched the jackass show and now she thinks she can do a backflip off a cliff. She can’t.

Jackassing is what happens when a president calls someone a tool for being loud and annoying.

President Obama called Kanye West a jackass after he stormed the stage. That was hilarious.

My teacher called me a jackass for talking too much. That was unfair.

My mom called my dog a jackass for eating my sandwich. That was just.

A jackass is someone who takes your mail and keeps it for themselves because they’re a total tool.

My neighbor is a jackass because he took my mail and read it. That’s rude.

My dog is a jackass because he took my mail and buried it. That’s dumb.

My friend is a jackass because he took my mail and sent it to my crush. That’s annoying.