Jackassidness

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Jackassidness is when someone is so full of themselves they think the whole world revolves around them and everyone else is just extra baggage.

My cousin took the last slice of pizza and then sat on the table to make sure no one could get up.

My neighbor yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong paper.

My friend’s dog bit a kid for no reason and then sat on the kid’s backpack like it was a throne.

Jackassidness is when a jackass messes up another jackass so bad it turns into a full-blown disaster that makes everyone else cringe.

My brother tried to prank my dad by putting a whoopee cushion on his chair, but he sat on it and then screamed like he was being tortured.

My friend’s mom tried to text me but sent a picture of her cat wearing a hat to my dad’s work email.

My cousin tried to steal my snack, but I hit him with a water bottle and now we’re both in trouble.