jackassian

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When you look like a jackass and act like one too, but with extra flair and zero brains.

My brother ate a whole pizza by himself and then laughed at me for getting full.

She texted me 'u r dumb' and then cried when I replied with 'u r dumber'.

He tried to explain quantum physics to a dog and got kicked out of the house.

A state of being where you're so dumb you think you're smart, and everyone else is just sad.

He thinks he's a genius because he can do math in his head... and he's still wrong.

She posted a selfie with a fish and called it 'art'.

He tried to start a band with his cat and failed at life.

When you're so dumb you're basically a jackass, but you don't even know it.

He tried to fix the internet by unplugging the router and yelling at it.

She thinks 'texting' is the same as 'talking' and still fails at life.

He walked into a wall and said it was a 'mystery wall'.

The art of being a jackass and making it look easy, like it's your full-time job.

He flunked out of school and still thinks he's a rockstar.

She wore socks with sandals to a funeral and no one said anything.

He tried to teach his dog how to ride a bike and failed at life.

When you act like a jackass, but you're also the reason everyone else is mad.

He started a fight over the last piece of pizza and got kicked out of the room.

She texted me 'ur annoying' and then called me at 2 AM.

He tried to flirt with my mom and got rejected by everyone.