jackasshole

My cousin is a jackasshole. He failed math and still thinks he's a genius.

My boss is a jackasshole. He yells at the printer like it did something wrong.

My neighbor is a jackasshole. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

That guy at the grocery store is a jackasshole. He wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement.

My friend's ex is a jackasshole. She dated a man who thought Earth was flat.

My dad is a jackasshole. He once tried to fix the TV with a hammer.

My teacher called me a jackasshole because I spilled coffee on her shirt and laughed.

My little brother is a jackasshole. He threw his sister's homework in the trash.

My friend's dog is a jackasshole. It barked at the mailman for an hour.

My uncle is a jackasshole. He said he could fix my phone, then broke it worse.

That kid in my class is a jackasshole. He told the teacher she was ugly and didn't care when she yelled at him.

My mom's friend is a jackasshole. She thinks she’s a rock star and sings in the grocery store.

My friend's dad is a jackasshole. He dropped his phone in the toilet and still used it.

That guy on the bus is a jackasshole. He talked to himself and threw popcorn at the kid next to him.

My neighbor's cat is a jackasshole. It knocked over my plants and then sat on my homework.

My brother is a jackasshole. He called me a jackasshole and then said I was a jackasshole again.

That girl in my class is a jackasshole. She called me a jackasshole, then called me a jackasshole again.

My dog is a jackasshole. He barked at me, then barked at me again, then barked at me a third time.

My friend’s mom is a jackasshole. She yelled at the cat and then sat on the couch and did nothing.

My teacher’s brother is a jackasshole. He walked into class and said he was a rock star.

My cousin’s pet turtle is a jackasshole. It ignored me and then walked away.