jackassface

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A smelly, brainless human who talks loud and dumb just to make others lose their minds.
'You're the worst person ever!' said the guy who wore socks with sandals.
'I hate your face!' yelled the man who couldn't spell 'face' correctly.
'You're a disgrace!' shouted the kid who had no idea what 'disgrace' meant.
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A walking mess who says stupid stuff just to get everyone else to scream.
'You're a total loser!' said the person who failed math and still didn't get it.
'I hate your hair!' yelled the guy who had no hair and didn't know it.
'You're a disaster!' said the kid who spilled pizza on his shirt and didn't notice.
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A person who talks nonsense just to make others feel like they want to punch them.
'You're the worst!' said the kid who had never beaten anyone in his life.
'I hate your brain!' said the person who couldn't even use a brain.
'You're a total failure!' said the guy who couldn't even fail properly.
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A human who shouts dumb stuff just to see if others will cry or run away.
'You're a total mess!' said the person who had no idea what a mess was.
'I hate your life!' said the kid who had no life and didn't know it.
'You're a waste of air!' said the guy who didn't know how to breathe properly.
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A brainless person who yells stupid stuff just to make others feel like they're going crazy.
'You're the worst!' said the guy who was the worst at being a person.
'I hate your face!' said the kid who had never looked in a mirror.
'You're a total disaster!' said the person who spilled coffee on his pants and didn't care.
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